by anonymous March 12, 2024
Get the pity screwmug. a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat
by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018
Get the screwmug. by ecolecko January 25, 2018
Get the screw outmug. I wanna SCREW myself
by Poopy Butt Finger December 11, 2019
Get the screwmug. When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
Get the Self-Tapping Screwmug. Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
Get the Screwing with Realitymug. 