im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023

Screw

Something you should do to your lady friend.

I screw people through night and day.

by XXX_Ace_XXX March 14, 2018

Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.

Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU

by Hagies June 19, 2016

Screw it

how me and my friends say goodbye

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020

crew screw

Is a cruise with rapist aboard which pick out 1 women and rape her aboard

that cruise was a crew screw

by flockaa September 15, 2010