sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

samebrush

A person who hangs around with people of sub-normal intelligence.

Yo! There goes a tard with the samebrush!

by Dr Pinch September 16, 2004

Samesexuals

Another name for people who enjoy relations with people of the same sexual orientation as themselves.

"That samesexuals bar certainly was hopping last night"

by Rhetoric Cafe September 16, 2012

sAMEN

expressing your agreement by simultaneously saying amen and same.

origin: a typo

person 1: "i wanna kill somebody but im also hungry"
person 2: "sAMEN"

by SoftpawsKitty September 21, 2018

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019

same same

it means same , but told in a exaggerated way .When you want to tell someone how you and the other person have something in common , you can tell this

girl:i have blue shoes
another girl:aye same same

by alokhegdumdums July 8, 2021