smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuse to have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
by downstrike April 10, 2006
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smoke bomb

When you take the heaviest hit of marijuana in your life and instantly get really high
Nick experienced a smoke bomb after he took an extremely heavy hit of marijuana
by Dubiks December 20, 2018
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Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.
What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.
by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019
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Smoke busting

To light off smoke bombs in another’s mailbox or to ejaculate into a female in the cold making smoke come out of her mouth

Also Antonio’s a fag cock sucker
Dude you should try smoke busting that fag Antonio’s house
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Drinkin' Smoke

Allegedly, here in the backwoods of the Appalachian area redneck drunks used to mix some sort of painting chemical (lacquer thinner, paint thinner, acetone or some other chemical) with Kool-aid and once mixed the concoction smoked... thus "drinking smoke"

The term is usually used to describe someone who is wigging out (tripping, high seeing things) or acting exceedingly stupid, in a manner that it would appear the person had been drinkin' smoke.
(sees someone acting stupid...) Hey, you been drinkin' smoke?

(your friend tells you he spent 100 bucks on some flip flops) point and exclaim, "drankin' smoke"
by Gotthemstacksholla September 25, 2013
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smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.
I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!
by Cannajin May 24, 2020
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