In CB slanguage; (also, modjupusher): Literally, a modulator, which is a component circuit of a CB transceiver. Colloquially refers to the entire CB transceiver.
Rubber Duck, turned your modjuputer on!
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
Many times, crowds of people will see someone do something, and think they should do it too, even though they have no idea why the first person did it. They become stampeding herds of two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
1. n. A book containing an original and entertaining, (hopefully), story. Novels are frequently published first in hard cover, and later in paperback form if they become popular.
2. adj. Describing something new and different from what was available or seen before.
2. adj. Describing something new and different from what was available or seen before.
by Downstrike May 22, 2004
One who participates in kleptocracy, especially an official. See also, politician, legislator, attorney, Nigeria, Iraq, embezzlement, corporation, bureaucracy, and conflict of interest.
Ijits keep sending me 419 scams with sob story(ies) about dead kleptocrats, thinking they can get me to send them money to get them to send me money.
by Downstrike July 30, 2005
by Downstrike October 30, 2004
A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.
Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.
Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 09, 2004
A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.
Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.
Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.
Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004