downstrike's definitions

MyCrudSoft

The real name of Bill Gates' company; he just doesn't want you to know it. See also, mikerowesoft.

That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

b2b

Business to business. See also, b2c and c2c.

Marketing one's business to other businesses, rather than to consumers in general.

by Downstrike June 7, 2004

Googleplexwhack

A Googlewhack that someone might actually search for.

The Googleplexwhack is the Holy Grail of SEO.

by Downstrike September 16, 2004

Balkanize

To split apart, or secede from, a union of states.

"You will not be free if you Balkanize the United States."

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

flight

1. The act of flying.

2. The power or ability to fly.

3. A journey made by flying.

4. An enactment of one's fantasy.

Everyone has the power of flight. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

Once flight is achieved, it is vital not to listen to what anyone else says, because they are most likely to say something like, "my GOD! You can't possibly be flying!" And if you are so unfortunate as to hear someone say this, you are very likely to believe what they are saying and suddenly what they are saying will prove to be true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

sheepish

1. Passive toward aggression.

2. Naive.

3. An intimidated or embarrassed facial expression.

Sheepish people frequently have sheepish expressions.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Meddle

Lower case:

1. to intrude into matters that are none of your business.

2. (colloquial) Meddle (off): Mind your own business.

Capitalized:

3. An album by Pink Floyd, in which the conception of New Age Music can be heard. See also, Atom Heart Mother and Wish You Were Here.

1. Go meddle in someone else's business.

2. Meddle off, duh-weeb!

3. Meddle was Pink Floyd's seventh album.

by Downstrike May 29, 2004