PayOhHell

1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL.

2. A heavy financial burden.
My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.
by Downstrike October 3, 2004
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Emeril

The star of Cooking With Too Much Salt.
by Downstrike May 17, 2004
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clerk

One who handles clerical duties.
A large office needs a file clerk to keep the files organized.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.
The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.
by Downstrike June 16, 2004
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A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.
by Downstrike May 19, 2004
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Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.
To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.
by Downstrike November 2, 2006
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