Ryan

A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you

Ryans a prick

Ryan by RyAn1234 March 27, 2015

ryan

a staright baller from the hood

ryan is a gangster

ryan by lebronjames23495723405 February 15, 2017

Ryan

A really funny guy , who you never expect to make you laugh. Hes really lazy and makes other people get stuff for him. He saids his dick is big , but its a lie so don't believe him. Hes a pretty chilled out kid though. Don't mess with him he will hurt you.

Me: Is that Ryan?
Friend: Yeah hes really lazy

Ryan by RyansFriend January 5, 2010

ryan

to whine, all the time.

See that kid over there? He won't stop ryaning about how he has no friends.

ryan by 105963 May 20, 2008

Ryan

a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.

He's such a Ryan.

omg i can't believe that Ryan!

Ryan by Rbady April 19, 2010

ryan

(n.) person who pees everywhere

Hey Emily, Ryan Pees Everywhere, Sista!

ryan by Kurbeeh July 25, 2008

Ryan

noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.

You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat.

It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".

Ryan by i'm friggin amazing February 3, 2010