Quartermaine

Also known as a Quaterbrain and a BFF = (Big Fat Fuck) Someone who is a nerd that sits at a computer all day listning to podcasts, playing Second Life (because he doesn't have a real one), watch bug porn just for the heck of it! and wanking off to 2GB ram on his super computer....

OMG!!!! that guy is a Quartermaine. RUN AWAY!!

by Lud Kung-Fee June 12, 2008

Quarter

using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus

Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.

by Libraryguy June 25, 2009

french quarter

When you stick 2 dimes and a nickel up your ass and make a girl dig them out with her tongue.

This bitch I took home from the club last night didn't have enough money for the bus, so I gave her a French Quarter.

by King Rolondo September 23, 2008

quarteralsexual

Someone who will do anything sexual, with anyone, for a quarter

Hey bob, lend me a dime, i don't have enough money to get blown by the quarteralsexual on the corner - OR - Bob, i heard your sister is a quarteralsexual, can i borrow a dime?

by Springbreaker August 12, 2006

Fourteen and Three Quarters

The age of a person who is amazing. This person hangs with the cool older crowd (which you can tell because they make theirself sound older by adding the three quarters). Without this person, their friends would probably cry their eyes out....until the next person reaches the age.

Junior: Have you seen Rob?
Senior: Who?
Junior: you know, that Fourteen and Three Quarters kid?
Sophmore: oh yeah, he's sooo baddasss

by tralalalaaa. November 26, 2009

three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 30, 2005

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003