Pood

a cleaner and more discreet way of saying the word pube(s). It is used when someone’s pubic hair is overflowing out of their bathing suit that it looks like tarzan could come swinging out.

“Samantha’s poods are so bad and she doesn’t even know!”
Samantha: what’s a pood???

by extra-small condoms June 25, 2018

poodle

To potter about and fuck around, but in a light-hearted casual way. Also a name for a type of dog.

Roman: Hey do you want to go watch Love Island?
Sophie: No, I might poodle about on my laptop for a while ... but later I might give you A Billing

by twentyfoursevenbooler July 1, 2018

Poodle cakes

A sweet, sexy woman you want to wife up

That girl is specail, shes my poodle cakes

by Mdawson September 25, 2018

Poodatang

Pussy, cunt, twat, other word of a vagina

Brad: I fucked her so hard in her tight lil poodatang!

by KayT15 January 15, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Pood

when you just did mega poo poo, or when you are about to.

pood time

by MyNamesBeepo February 22, 2019

Pood

A word of emotion, hit em with a pood when panicking or wehn youre english is bad

Oh Pood! that sweat wants to steal my Nutella bars!~

by dpijhwofauhbnfoawbnf11 May 8, 2019