A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
by timboooo September 3, 2006
Get the phantom shit mug.The act of blowing your manly load upon approximately one half of your partner's face in such a way that they appear to be wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.
Brad thought it would be classy if he gave the chick he brought home that night the old Phantom of the Opera, so just before he blew his wad he covered half of her face with a blanket. She was duly impressed at his ingenuity.
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Get the Phantom Phone mug.A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
by timboooo September 3, 2006
Get the phantom shit mug.First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007
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The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
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"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 8, 2005
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