by Randy March 30, 2005
We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"
by Jim Yamato December 12, 2003
Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
A gathering of 3+ men that stand in a circle naked each one with their weiners up anothers butthole all pumping back and forth as if having sex.
by Kc Maranda March 02, 2009
A white guy, who is crippled, which makes him walk like a penguin, who thinks he is a superhero.
Albino refers to the fact that as opposed to a regular black and white penguin, the white guy is white and so if he were a penguin, he would be albino.
He believes his super powers to be diving incredibly deep and sliding across surfaces to knock out opponents.
Albino refers to the fact that as opposed to a regular black and white penguin, the white guy is white and so if he were a penguin, he would be albino.
He believes his super powers to be diving incredibly deep and sliding across surfaces to knock out opponents.
by TnAaregreat November 04, 2010
Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!
Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.
by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010
1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned
2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned
2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned
mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin
by immastoned November 29, 2007