South Park

easily the funniest show/movie ever made

Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?

by Phishr January 17, 2005

Parkchester

Neighborhood located in the south eastBronx. Rising neighborhood becoming more and more middle class with the rent rising and neighborhood being well kept.
There has recently been an increase in the amount of South Asians spilling over from Castle Hill, and a decrease in violence.

person 1: I went to Parkchester last week for the first time in 5yrs yesterday and it was mad different than when I lived there.
person 2:word I know, the buildings are mad clean and there were mad Indians.

by Parckchester March 8, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Asian Parents

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.

Asian parents quarantined me.

by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020

partridgism

(noun)

1. An inane and hilarious phrase used by fictional Norwich-based TV and radio presenter, Alan Partridge. Partridgisms are often used as exclamations of joy or satisfaction, chiefly at the expense of others.

2. A phrase first coined by Alan Partridge that has subsequently made its way into popular culture.

1. I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33. She's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!

2. Examples of partridgisms: Back of the net! Cash back! Jurassic park! Kiss my face! That was classic intercourse.

by Brent170 July 24, 2007

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

partyovascular disease

An ailment of the blood vessels as a result of excessive partying.

I can't come out drinking tonight, I've got partyovascular disease.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase May 8, 2008