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pakified

A word used to define a car which has been subjected to tasteless modifications. These modifications include but are not limited to oversized chromed wheels (with budget tyres), obnoxious exhausts, pops & bangs remaps, beaded seat covers, CD's hanging from the rear view mirror, steering wheels which have been recovered in style befitting a fisher price toy.

Such vehicles typically also carry large PCP/finance agreements which explicitly forbid modification of said vehicle.
1. Oh for fucks sake! Adbul has pakified his new Golf already!

2. Bob: Wow look at that Audi, the wheels are massive! Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad: Yeah, it's my cousin Bin-Baggin. He's given it the full pakification, wheels, exhaust, pops & bangs, the lot INNIT?
by DrKranzlePants April 24, 2024
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Pakistani Polevault

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.
Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
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Pakisteen

how swedish people try and say Pakistan when speaking broken english
oy my friend is from Pakisteen
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
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Pakistani Hotbox

Pakistani Hotboxing is the act of lodging a vape into a persons dirty asshole while farting while person 2 inhales as much as he can out of the fart vape before passing out
Yo bro you down to Pakistani Hotbox real quick?
by Muzzieieieiei April 20, 2025
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Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.
John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.
by MJC69420 May 14, 2025
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Pakiwin

A false claim of victory. Gaslighting others into believing that you have won when in reality you have been decimated. Trying hard to make others believe that you are the winning side even though you are utterly lost.

Originated from Pakistan's behavior of claiming victory against its wars with India even-though in reality it has lost all wars.
Have you heard about John? He dropped out and then went for a pakiwin.
by SarojKumar May 15, 2025
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Pakir

The hard r version of the word paki, used a derogatory term towards brown people but currently owned by the brown community
Pakirs are so dirty
by SkimpyDimpy21 May 22, 2025
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