Deuce and a Quarter

The Old-School definition refers to the classic Buick Electra 225, a sports yaht on wheels.

More modernly however, Deuce and a Quarter is a general term for a Land Yaht with a curb weight of roughy 2 1/4 tons.

Deuce and a Quarter
Notable Exaples:

Cadillac Fleetwood

Lincoln Town Car

Lincoln MK V

Mercury Grand Marquis

by Xg-Raven August 08, 2007

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

deuce pants

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

by Mr. Lupus November 15, 2008

shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 30, 2003

Re Deuce

when you rock a deuce and wipe and roughly ten minutes or so afterwards you gotta rock a deuce again

man i rocked a deuce but i had bubble guts and i had to go back and Re Deuce

by Scuba D December 18, 2008

deep deuce

1.the act of dropping a big nasty turd. Leads to poophoria.

2.Also an apartment complex in Oklahoma City, OK.

Have you been to the deep deuce grill?" "yea man, just went, you may want some febreeze.

by Potty Girls May 22, 2011

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs December 25, 2005