bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do
by littlejimmie May 30, 2019
Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.
Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.
by JoeyRamon April 12, 2011
A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 05, 2019
Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015
a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.
by all for nothing April 19, 2008
The act of breast feeding yourself
by Charles_w August 03, 2015