turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

Muscle lock

When you lock yo muscles hitting that shit

I blew aarons moms back out so hard using muscle lock

by Dprived November 12, 2023

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

Muscle Dummy

Someone who has big muscles but is stupid.

Similar to himbo but does not have to be attractive.

She's a good-looking chick, rich and smart. Look at you. You're fucked-looking, just a muscle dummy.

by robertcop January 5, 2024

KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.

When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.

by kelamist September 23, 2025

Wrinlky muscle

Noun- the Wrinkly Muscle is a slang term used throught the u.k which is generally percieved to mean scrotum, often an insult although, not always

"Oh my god, what are you doing you Wrinlky muscle"

"My Wrinlky muscle is itchy"

by Smudgeee April 3, 2010