Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 02, 2014
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invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles
look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.
by litterdud September 23, 2010
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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 25, 2011
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Flash Muscle

The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.
Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.
by deadheart January 14, 2011
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Muscle

Boi you got like no muscle 😂😂
by Drdjdeks July 22, 2018
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Muscle

dam no muscle, get off Fortnite
by najfbc April 04, 2022
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Muscle

To handle or take care of something. "Muscle that Sammie right quick.
Jake Phelps could muscle any trick in the book. Dude didn't give a fuck about anything other than skating.
by ThePhelper May 07, 2019
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