moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007

Moose knuckle

An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.

That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.

by Feddisan March 12, 2016

Moose Knuckle

The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.

1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.

by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019

moose knuckle

guy version of camel toe

look at the moose knuckle on him 🤢

by emma chaplips November 3, 2019

Mr moose

A very elegant fellow that is serious and well dressed.

Wow, that lawyer is just like Mr Moose. He is so awsome

by MR.Mooose February 6, 2019

moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.

You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?

by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017

war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.

Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.

by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017