Dirty Monique

When the man is laying down reciving oral whilst bench pressing a midget

I was bored at the gym last night so I invited a midget and my girl over to try the dirty Monique

by ChesFrank March 16, 2019

Monica

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005

monica

a girl who is beautiful an fun and loves chicken fingers

yo dude, i went on a date with this girl and we got chicken fingers, total Monica bro

by looseygoosey65656565 March 28, 2017

monica

A girl who is very loud. Usually has a close knit of best-friends but a lot of "friends." Gets involved with A SHIT TON of beef.

Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.

person 1: AHHHH SHAKEN!! SHOOK !!
person 2: Woah woah woah. stop bein such a monica !

by sweet.potato:) January 17, 2018

Monica

Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.

I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website

by Troll_Assassin April 2, 2021

[moniflyblah]

1. in the sense of being crazy

2. formaldehyde

The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of moniflyblah,

by sibbie buatt December 20, 2007