Money Distortion Field 

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

Money Distortion Field by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

money inhaler 

Somebody who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Somebody who drives around in a Chevy Malibu with money stuffed in their ears and nostrils. A person who says they just got accepted to Yale, but then you see them 6 months later at the local junior college.

Dr. Anal Vapors is such a money inhaler, he could buy god if he wanted to.

All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.

money inhaler by Tim Jerome September 1, 2009

Money god movement 

A movement among bankers,wealthy people and those who wish to be wealthy and government officals ect. to worship a deity they call money god or money for short because they believe that if they do so he will reward them with a lot of money.

That banker is in the money god movement.

Money god movement by Deep blue 2012 August 18, 2010

money hungry pig 

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he or she will overstep ethical boundaries to obtain it.

Bruce Reed is a money hungry pig

money hungry pig by Butthole Bob July 24, 2008

money-tounge 

beaver-tail
a club like device ussually constructed of a sock or small satchel containg coins or other small dense objects; used to inflict pain and cause intimidation.

"after a few licks from the pimps money tounge , the street whore glady payed him."

money-tounge by Light Breeze February 17, 2003

money lint 

Money that you find in an old pair of pants that you didn't know was there.

"I just found ten bucks of money lint in some old shorts"
"Sweet!"

money lint by alzb April 26, 2008

Money trays 

The ridiculously large stacks of cash money you make at your job, so much so you that want to carry it all home in cash on a big ole tray to show off to all your peeps and family.

Man, this job at the restaurant sucks...but at least im bringing home those Money trays!! cash

Money trays by bcool89 February 21, 2010