Meff Mouff

A mouth with rotted out or no teeth due use of crystal Methamphetamine. Also may have scabs all over face an body. Meff Mouff is probably on how someone with the lose of or no teeth due to heavy usage of meth saying meth mouth.

Police officer: See this mug shot with the scabs al over and a case of the meff mouff?

by Kara-que June 26, 2021

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

muff

vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,

That chicks muff was so tight!

by the taint October 29, 2006