video game logic

Logic from video games that often defies itself or real world logic.

One Person: Why did my character die from jumping in water? She survived a shotgun blast with no medical attention.
Another Person: Video Game Logic!

by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 12, 2019

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

Logged

1) To Fuck Very Aggressively

2) To Have An Immensely Large Penis

1) Chris Logged Kassandra For 3 Days Straight

2) Kassandra's Eyes Widened When She Saw Chris's 12 Foot Log

by The Arbichief April 22, 2008

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

Green day logic

To hate something because it is popular, or popular to hate.
This slang comes from the band Green day, which is popular and hated.
Also, hating it for a good reason is not Green day logic.

I hate Green day! Everyone likes it!
You only hate it because it is popular to hate it...that's Green day logic, biased asshole.
Up yours Green day lover!

by kidsbopneedstodie February 11, 2007

logical

Reasoning in a clear and consistent manner.

See anarchy, anarchist, anarchism, communist, communism, feminist, feminism, environmentalist, environmentalism, autonomy, autonomist, situationist, nature, nihilism, anticapitalist, squatter, and piracy.

by Buenaventura Durruti May 25, 2004

Logging

Outward pursuit of a similar calibre to Planking but undertaken by fat people.

'Dude look at that fat chick lying down, it's like she's logging'

by mattai September 12, 2011