lowerface

Like a loserface but lower

Damn she is such a lowerface

by Debbieis a loser August 16, 2011

Lowellthargic

Of, relating to, or characterized by laziness or lack of energy : feeling or affected by lethargy : sluggish

A state of stupor and/or inactivity. Story-time often occurs during periods of Lowelltharicy. This term is coined based on the actions of one Lowell Parsons.

I can't get any work out of this rig crew today, they are all so Lowellthargic.

by imaginaryman April 21, 2013

LOLWEL

Laughs Out Loud Without Even Laughing. This word is used instead of telling a lie by saying 'LOL'.

Person 1: "Hahaha that was hilarious!"
Person 2: "LOL!"
Person 1: "No its LOLWEL, did you even laugh out loud?"
Person 2: "No."

by The Truth Uncovered September 1, 2013

lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 10, 2014

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014

lowercaser

An atheist who refuses to capitalize the word God

She reads Richard Dawkins and watches Cosmos. I'll bet my left nut that she's a lowercaser.

by ochomeans8 June 23, 2015

lowest priority

Shopping at Lowes Hardwareto keep Home Depot from getting any bigger, or richer. Although, Lowe's is just a wannabe Home Depot anyway, and not a roots mom and pop store, so, aside from cutting Depot out, it's a relatively meaningless gesture.

"Man the Zeller's Ace ain't got cement plank siding, and Home Depot's trying to kill on my business with their shitty contracors, guess it's time for the Lowest Priority next town over."
"Yeah, screw the Home Creep Show."

by Al Chohal July 23, 2015