Lowellthargic 

Of, relating to, or characterized by laziness or lack of energy : feeling or affected by lethargy : sluggish

A state of stupor and/or inactivity. Story-time often occurs during periods of Lowelltharicy. This term is coined based on the actions of one Lowell Parsons.

I can't get any work out of this rig crew today, they are all so Lowellthargic.

Lowellthargic by imaginaryman April 21, 2013