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Loewenthal 

1 Pronunciation: \low-in-thol\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): loewenthalled, loewenthalling, to loewenthal, to loewenthal someone
Etymology: Jewish
Date: Since August 30, 1985

intransitive verb
1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2: to create a false or misleading impression

transitive verb
1:to bring about by telling lies
Father Hayes: Remember that kid on whom we performed the Sacrament of Annointing of the sick last semester?

Father Vodokyls: Yea, I heard he had 18 hour surgery in three specific areas of his body to remove tumors in his testicles, five tumors in his spinal chord, one in a lymph node on his neck, and one in his skull (but not his brain). This was to be followed by an intensive 8 week radiation treatment plan, the success of which would determine whether he was strong enough to return to campus and graduate.
Gee, I have been praying for him every day since the Sacrament was performed and I haven't heard from him since. I hope he is ok! Is he?

Father Hayes: He's perfectly fine! Turns out, he was loewenthalling us all along. He never had cancer--he made the whole thing up to get his girlfriend back!

Father Vodoklys: Holy shit! That kid is going straight to hell!
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leventhaling / leventhaled 

A state of inebriation that transforms a mostly agreeable human into a zombie who can not be pleased in the slightest.
1. "Yo did that dude just simultaneously get brought back from the dead and kicked in the nuts? "
"No way man, he just took half a bottle of Jameson to the face...totally leventhaling it"

2. Last night is an absolute blur, all I can remember is there was vomit and I was saying "humbug" a whole lot. I was totally leventhaled!

leventhaling / leventhaled

lowenthal 

Where a presumably gay man wraps his uncircumcised penis foreskin around his partners nose who then creates a vacuum by inhaling through his nose. at the same time is massaging his prostate.
Gay guy bragging to other gay friend about his recent Lowenthal: Man, Dustin loves giving me lowenthals, he lowenthaled so hard I filled his sinus with my man goo.
lowenthal by Norcalchica1985 May 26, 2017

yuri lowenthal 

A famous and talented American voice actor who appears in pretty much every video game and anime in existence. Don't get me wrong; I think he's worked hard and is very good at at it. But these days it's like I can't swing my damn arms without hitting something Yuri is involved with. Or any voice actor from Persona 3 or 4, for that matter.
Yuri Lowenthal, Johnny Yong Bosch, Tara Platt, Troy Baker and the hundred or so currently popular English-speaking voice actors will continue to voice every damn English-speaking role until they pretty much die.
yuri lowenthal by Jaynestown September 1, 2016

Yuri lowenthal 

Literally meaning “Low priced Lesbian
The name yuri actually means lesbian in Japanese. It’s a type of genre in the Hentai business. Lowenthal is a German word for low priced
Hey bro you wanna go out and find some yuri lowenthals. I heard they’re really cheap, and they do almost everything you ask them to
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026