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me Linkin Parks by Eeeger November 13, 2003
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Licking The Turtle
When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
Licking The Turtle by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005
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Linning
1. The humble “pregame” ritual of putting on your glasses and flipping through a bible prior to dominating life's big events.
2. (Alt) - The act of an in game celebration by bowing down and praying towards your teammate
Synonym: Tebowing, JLinning (see Jlinning.com)
Origin: According to Forbes Magazine, the original secret handshake between Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields is them flipping through a Bible, taking off their glasses, and tucking them away in their pocket protectors.
2. (Alt) - The act of an in game celebration by bowing down and praying towards your teammate
Synonym: Tebowing, JLinning (see Jlinning.com)
Origin: According to Forbes Magazine, the original secret handshake between Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields is them flipping through a Bible, taking off their glasses, and tucking them away in their pocket protectors.
Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party
A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
linkin pork
Method used to link (connect, attach one to another) pigs. Often used by teen population to linkpork themselves via "social utilities" like Facebook and MySpace or in real world.
linkin pork: Two porks are walking down the street and spot another pork and they all get their PDA's and connect to each other. Traditional linking with porks inlude actions like cope-a-feel and random throwing at random people at party, bus, train, airplane...
linkin pork by Dubya_Dumbass October 28, 2008