limposter

Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.

John didnt help us move today because he said he sprained his anke. He is such a limposter

by raphec December 22, 2009

limprecation

the curse of having a limp dick

Mr. Marcus does not suffer from a limprecation.

by 0988448573 November 28, 2011

limpert

A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.

That shane guy at work is a real limpert!

by savethebones October 24, 2012

Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

limpyng pirate

When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate

I gave her the limpyng pirate this morning

by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017

Limprovement

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.

I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.

by SoulPusher August 7, 2018