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Kristen

Kristen is a retarded person who is loyal but emotionally unstable depressed never sleeps but likes good convos. She won't rat you out or tell your secrets to anyone. Pretty bad temper, kinda ugly inside and out. Doesn't really fit in, only has like 5 friends. She's cool tho, she likes one person, would never cheat ever. Loves animals and baby's but once the start 1st grade they can fuck right off she likes channo and civics. She also has pretty bad anxiety.
Kristen is retarded
by Djjsjdnd July 5, 2018
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Kristeenuh

A popular and semi-pretty girl who enjoys being a total whore or slut
"Did you know Kristeenuh is cheating on her boyfriend?"
"what a whore!"
"That's just Kristeenuh."
by Lynn Jones March 1, 2009
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A Kristen Orcino

American girl usually of asian descent. She's a big slut and sends nudes to British boys. Also is a huge spastic and is retarded.
Oh wow that girl is just a Kristen Orcino can't believe she sucked off my Dad and brother.
by The Real William Shakespeare January 28, 2020
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Kristen

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.
|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.
by Bitchtard75 January 1, 2012
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Krusty

A spiky haired individual who possesses an old man body and can only be described as Krusty!!
Dude look at Krusty!! he's getting head from that fat chick in that in Key West.
by CAck Master June 20, 2003
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Kristalina

A girl so awful, ugly, mean, manipulative, and lesbian, that you can't help but laugh at her. Especially when she looks up naked girls on the internet.
That girl is SUCH a lesbian, manipulative, fugly, girl!

Yeah, man! She's a total Kristalina!
by Jasmineeeeeeeeeee December 24, 2010
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kristallnachted

When an angry mob comes and breaks all your windows. Especially of an establishment. Like in Germany prior to WWII
He pissed everyone off so bad they almost kristallnachted him.
by cgk907 October 13, 2007
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