tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Crate Kicker

Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.

It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!

by Bootlugger June 23, 2024

Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.

Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York

by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024

Charlie Kirked

Getting hickey'd up on the next to where they are BIG AND DARK RED to where it looks like you got shot in the neck.

Me and my girl cracked last night. She Charlie Kirked me.

by Ik1ll3dy0urm0m@ndd@d March 15, 2026

Charlie kirked

This means when your getting your ahh beat or bout to beat someones ahh.

"ima bout to charlie kirk your ahh"
"HELP IM GETTING CHARLIE KIRKED"

by mommygetswatmommywants March 18, 2026

Charlie Kirked

Refers to being insulted or embarrassed in a devastating way. If someone makes a really good joke about you - you’ve been Charlie Kirked. Similar to the phrase “merced”

lol, you got Charlie Kirked there bro

by Nananananathan March 27, 2026

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025