kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

keldon

The Keldon-class cruiser was a class of Cardassian warship utilized by the Cardassian Guard during the 2370s. The Keldon hull was similar to the Galor-class spaceframe, with additions to the aft end and main body.

A number of warships of this type were also secretly constructed by the Obsidian Order in the Orias system in 2371. Built jointly with the Romulan Tal Shiar, these Keldon-class warships were fitted with cloaking devices, enhanced top speeds and weaponry. During an encounter with the USS Defiant, one of these vessels was heavily damaged by phaser cannon fire and six quantum torpedos. However, due to the fact the Defiant was heavily outnumbered, the attack ended abruptly. (DS9: "Defiant")
These same Obsidian Order Keldons were used in the abortive attack on the Founders' homeworld later that year. Due to the Dominion's phased polaron beams mounted on their ships as well as their overwhelming numbers, the Obsidian Order's Keldons were destroyed with relative ease, along with the Romulan ships. (DS9: "The Die is Cast")

by kwesting4 February 3, 2010

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

kellen brown

A gay faglord who takes it up the ass all day everyday

You pulled off a kellen brown

by alreadyinyourmom6969 June 4, 2014

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Kellan

Kellan is the type of nigga to say hell fuck your mom but in reality wanna fuck your dad, Kellan is the gayest human alive and is a prick, Kellan has a small penis and is a dick to everyone, Kellan is a skinny ass white boi and his no muscle, Kellan will usually try and fuck his friends girlfriends but he never had a chance, kellans girlfriend is usually the ugliest nigga alive

Aye yo ain’t that the gay nigga kellan

by Dopeassniggawhofucksyourmom March 26, 2019

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007