Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup June 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008

Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!

by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008

Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.

God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick

by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.

"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Jonas Nordahl

Jonas Nordahl is a fat fucking retard who eats chips for breakfast lunch and dinner

He is married to fellow student Maluena linden in 14 of November 2019.
Jonas tends to be naricistic and be Capping or not ?

person 1: i think My brother is dead ...
Jonas Nordahl : Like No cap ???

by Joe MAMA_DontASK November 15, 2019