To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.
by biffboy April 9, 2009
Get the Nuns Titsmug. When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.
"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."
"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"
"Oh, she has sick tits."
"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"
"Oh, she has sick tits."
by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015
Get the sick titsmug. by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007
Get the Tit Rugmug. an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.
oh tits!
Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*
Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*
by roflstomper November 3, 2007
Get the oh tits!mug. by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006
Get the pendulum titsmug. The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete
"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"
"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"
"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"
by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012
Get the Tits in the Bummug. A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
by lesbionix June 29, 2010
Get the rubber-tittedmug.