by bill merray December 6, 2020
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I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.
Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
by Sexydimma January 13, 2022
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"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
Get the negative infinity out of one infinitesimal mug.The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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