Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
Get the Mail junkiemug. Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.
by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021
Get the Mailemug. When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter
while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.
*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.
If you never get it, just be thankful.
by krappykrieger October 18, 2010
Get the drop your tail here's your mailmug. by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011
Get the Junk Mailmug. When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.
Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.
Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.
Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.
by e.skoland March 3, 2022
Get the void mailmug. The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021
Get the E-MAIL WRESTLINGmug. the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on
man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year
by tracy v December 20, 2008
Get the x-mailmug.