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Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
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Hoodie

The most comfortable piece of clothing you will ever wear in your life.
Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable

Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy
by Gotta Go Fast January 24, 2020
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Hoodie

You give your fake ass bitch your hoodie because she’s cold
by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019
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Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back
"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."
by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020
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bape hoodie

The overpriced limb rag that teens blow all their money on to flex their sigma male grindset. Then complain about how they're now poor.
Also known to middle schoolers as the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Retard: You know I got that bape hoodie. trips
by Pee Doge November 30, 2021
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baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey
The power or rally of the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022
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