The phrase was first coined by James Joyce in his smash-hit musical, Annie, in which he geniously depicts the stereotypical Irish-male's concern for slamming whiskey and disrespecting women, especially the ones from the loins of his sinner wife. (See child support.) Several years later, Joyce also uses this phrase in a letter to his actual wife to describe his penis.
1) Beat that thing like a red headed stepchild.
2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.
2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.
by Benjamin Franklin 1776 July 4, 2008
Get the Red Headed Stepchild mug.A new excuse for fucking up on the job. Arose from the two Delta pilots that missed the airport by 150 miles because they fell asleep, but claimed they were having a "Heated Discussion" about airline policy.
I accidentally stabbed Joe with the forklift not because I was drunk at the wheel, but because I was having a heated discussion with Bill about workplace lighting.
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Get the red headed white guy mug.It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
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n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
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