This isn't a hat

A word for describing something, but it cannot be a hat.

A telephone with "this isn't a hat" written on it.

by whatever. whatever May 16, 2009

Generals Top hat

An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.

Man: Quick! Generals Top hat!
Woman: -snorts- -then swallows-
delicious. aha

by Rahhfish February 26, 2011

hi hat

The hihat consists of two cymbals mounted on a metal stand. The top cymbal can move up and down to open or close the hihat via the pedal. It can be played in both the open and closed positions.

That hi hat sounds so tight.

by tre013 November 10, 2006

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004

Tin Foil Hat

Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.

that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Marmot Hat

The most awesome type of hat ever created. It's made by shooting a marmot, skinning it and turning it into a hat.

Dude nice marmot hat!

by Almana December 15, 2010

Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

by Spulta February 7, 2015