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Why my peepee hard and long???

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.
Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack
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hardcore abortion

When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs.
-Hey man, I think my girlfriend might be pregnant.
-Dude, just have her go to the hardcore show friday and have a hardcore abortion.
by JaceB79 February 21, 2009
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hard as fuck

To be so insanely tough and merciless. Your average street tough might be hard. But Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in his 80's hit "Commando", and John Rambo played by Sylvester Stallone are examples of "Hard as Fuck"
Col. John Matrix kills 200 people with an enormous machine gun with his pecs bouncing with recoil. He is hard as fuck.
by Nickerz December 28, 2005
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Beatdown Hardcore

Not quite deathcore but a very heavy hardcore
EnemyMind, Line Of Scrimmage, Cinderblock, Bearclaw, and Bulldoze are all Beatdown Hardcore bands
by PAHC November 4, 2009
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post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release
Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary
by geoff April 1, 2005
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Hardcore

Hardcore is three things actually! 1: someone extreme or fanatical in behaviour or belief. 2: An extreme form of punk rock characterised by shouty vocals usually containing swear words which enables angry people to let off steam. 3: A fast form of electronic dance music which makes angry people happy. A.K.A. 'Happy Hardcore'.
'He got really angry with me cos he's hardcore in his belief that hardcore is only one type of music!'
by Lodestone September 13, 2009
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hella hard

An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!

Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!

Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.
by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008
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