Hag

An old white lady that hates the idea of black and Mexican people enjoying life

Hag: I hate how that nigger is having fun andnim not
Me: shut up you stupid hag

by minkycok June 18, 2019

enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?

Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.

by JoJo reference July 13, 2023

Brody hagging

A very big fella who peaked in middle school football

James real deal is brody hagging at sports

by Deanismeab November 20, 2023

Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.

She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...

by OmBoy January 8, 2015

The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020

HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?

"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."

by torispseudonym June 12, 2024

Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.

"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"

by averagejdb March 23, 2020