Literally no one’s name, it’s a company. It’s a sick company for sure, but like, as a name? It’d be weird if you had it. We wanted to make something more x-rated but, alas, this is an Instagram representing a company so, here we are.
"Would you do anything to participate in a trend?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
"Want to sit at this table for lunch?"
"No, I'm not cool enough to sit with Talent Hack"
"Yeah, you are. They're really nice to everyone"
by we literally wrote this today November 23, 2021
"Yes."
"Okay."
"Want to sit at this table for lunch?"
"No, I'm not cool enough to sit with Talent Hack"
"Yeah, you are. They're really nice to everyone"
by we literally wrote this today November 23, 2021
by Talent Hack November 23, 2021
Get the Talent Hackmug. Similar to buck-passing. To avoid responsibility for direct communication and admitting how one really feels in-favour of benign hacking of a lover's social-media to disclose how one feels.
-- He could never figure-out how, if her overtures were genuine, why they were random, like if she WERE really interested, why not contact him directly rather than leave it to chance whether he heard her or not!!
-- Yeah, I understand that his brain went into a feedback loop later, as to how she could be so generous as to make him that offer, but so miserly as to be inflexible.
-- Did they try to connect?
-- Yeah, but it was a comedy-of-eros, only not so funny. Anyone who knows his history would understand why he was scared and tentative, but she was closed to those icebreaking freeze-ups.
-- So why not communicate directly?
-- Oh he did, eventually, to take responsibility for making things work, but she has challenges doing that. The closest she has come so far is, it SEEMS, to hack his posts, and edit out whatever she doesn't like, leaving what she thinks by implication.
-- So he suffers daily for his mistakes -- he's crazy about her -- and more than he deserves, but yet she resorts to hack-passing?
-- Yeah, I understand that his brain went into a feedback loop later, as to how she could be so generous as to make him that offer, but so miserly as to be inflexible.
-- Did they try to connect?
-- Yeah, but it was a comedy-of-eros, only not so funny. Anyone who knows his history would understand why he was scared and tentative, but she was closed to those icebreaking freeze-ups.
-- So why not communicate directly?
-- Oh he did, eventually, to take responsibility for making things work, but she has challenges doing that. The closest she has come so far is, it SEEMS, to hack his posts, and edit out whatever she doesn't like, leaving what she thinks by implication.
-- So he suffers daily for his mistakes -- he's crazy about her -- and more than he deserves, but yet she resorts to hack-passing?
by sukadog April 22, 2011
Get the hack-passingmug. Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.
“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
“You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”
“You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”
by MrJodok December 12, 2023
Get the Bi-hackingmug. by grapegirl101 March 2, 2010
Get the Hackmug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
Get the hackmug. Correct-
P1 AWESOME, we just hacked the banks computer, WE"RE RICH
p2 fuck ya!
incorrect-
P1- My instagram was hacked by my brother
p2 just because your brother can open an instagram doesn't mean he hacked you
P1 AWESOME, we just hacked the banks computer, WE"RE RICH
p2 fuck ya!
incorrect-
P1- My instagram was hacked by my brother
p2 just because your brother can open an instagram doesn't mean he hacked you
by The urban assasin November 22, 2014
Get the hackmug.