goofed 

The act of being very high- usually on marijuana.

"Hey- what do you think of this shit?"
"Man- I'm absolutely goofed."

goofed by Sasquatch June 30, 2003

goose 

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

goose by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015

gooked out 

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.

Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"

gooked out by hatred June 18, 2003

goose toot 

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

goose toot by The Honorable Judge Poopkis December 2, 2005

Red Goose 

A mixed drink made with Grey Goose® Vodka and Red Bull® energy drink over ice.

I love to drink a few Red Goose before a long night of partying.

Red Goose by DotCommiez May 26, 2009

Goosechasing 

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.

Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.

Goosechasing by Daryl. W October 1, 2008

Goose Feeding 

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.

Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?

Goose Feeding by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011