Goon Titting 

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

Goon Titting by Thrupple September 26, 2023

Goon Squad 

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.

“Yooo the Goon Squad pulled up”

Goon Squad by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

Goon Sesh by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

goon juice 

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

goon juice by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

goon stoopid by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

Goon Stoopid by fapaddict November 26, 2023

goon-maxxing 

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

goon-maxxing by HaliPotter October 27, 2024