Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

by Telephony May 29, 2016

Fuck faggot Friday

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay

It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

by FFF for da boys May 15, 2019

mega faggot

A faggot thats really annoying

Rudi is a mega faggot.

by RevenGhost August 8, 2019

gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

faggoth metal

a supposed black metal/metal band that actaully are media whores, and love to have their picture taken wherever they go.

Cradle Of Filth, dimmu borgir is kinda up there to but not as bad as Cradle Of Filth

by Nick January 29, 2005

Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

faggotize

To turn something gay either through rallying or through the courts.

The courts would faggotize every Californian citizen if they had the chance.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008