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Fucks

A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems

20/760 Watts = 1 fuck

Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"

Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
by Quantify this bitch November 17, 2012
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Fucking

Fucking is the street/slang term used to express the lack of emotion tied to sex in the most blunt, yet arousing sense of the action!
"Yo, is she wifey/datchu?! Response: "Nah, we just fucking/fuckin cuz dat pussy stay wet and dat ass is too stupid(juicy, bootylicious/thick and shapely)"!
by LukewarmPrude August 26, 2013
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Fucking A

agreeing with something; saying yes in a more vulgur manner
by Anonymous December 14, 2002
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Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
by Big Fiz June 26, 2009
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Fucking

See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."

Or "beating a dead horse"

Or "not shocking"

Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
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fuck fuck games

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.
"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.
by property of uncle sam August 23, 2011
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Fuck it

What you say just before you decide to do something that you've acknowledged is a bad idea.
"yo this cake looks rotten right?"
"yeah that's definitely rotten"
...
"Fuck it. Im gonna eat it."
by dbl.chinn December 6, 2013
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