Dick

A Logan paul

An dick is a douche

by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

A male reproductive organ

The thing sitting between your legs dumbass

I got a dick between my legs bro
hey, me too!

by Megavirgin November 12, 2018

dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick

Something a women falls in love with

Boy: *Pulls dick out*

Girl: Falls in love

by Rileyroo June 30, 2015