Flopsie

A female human takes her thumb and sticks it up a male human's anus. She then wiggles her fingers playing with the scrotum and says "FLOPSIE!" in a high pitched voice.

Last night I got the world's best FLOPSIE!

I tried to give Hank a FLOPSIE but I couldn't fit my FAT thumbs in his anus hole!

by Mycousintoldmeaboutthis!!! October 16, 2008

Flapspackle

When a female with poor hygiene has specks, spots, or a smear of fecal matter in or on her vagina. Normally, due to wiping back to front.

I finally got to third base with Anna the other night, but when I went to eat her out, I found out she had flapspackle.

by Higherground89 January 1, 2017

block 'o' flaps

lesbian orgy.
women on top of each other

mate catch a load of that, thats a right block 'o' flaps

by flite November 24, 2003

Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

by wyli August 2, 2005

Flips

Another word for E.

Note: If the pigs get you with E you can face attempted murder charges!

man lets go and get some flips from sam and get fuckin lost!

by Dope_Babe August 29, 2006

roast beef mud flaps

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.

Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.

by Queef Chief May 28, 2016

bop flops

flip flops that you purchase at the hair store...they have flowers on the top part and come in many different colors

You see that bopper over there in her bop flops.

by nina bina 07 February 12, 2009