the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

has the floor

the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.

G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"

by dquecia November 9, 2011

floor it

Go... now! to speed up and be atentive in traffic on the road and highway

Driving down the road, passenger todd yell's floor it to the driver.

by sarah a November 29, 2007

floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

by MacDillo January 1, 2009

floor

(Noun)
df: The largest shelf ever made

"Hey mom! What should I do with these groceries?"
"Just put them on the floor for right now, honey!"

OR

"Ugh, there's so much stuff on my bed! What am I going to do with it all?"
*Throws everything on the floor*

by Tonika May 4, 2007

The beans hit the floor

The beans hit the floor. That means your balls just dropped.

When I saw manny muniz, the beans hit the floor.

by The hoang bopy January 21, 2011

Flowrider

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

by effert9009 December 20, 2009