paisley, florida
Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
paisley, florida by YnotCare September 1, 2017
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florida gators
A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
florida gators by GoBlue11 April 18, 2008
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Florida Lag
When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
Florida Lag by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011
University of Central Florida
Considered to be the second largest commuter school in Florida, next to Disney World, UCF provides students of all ages (Especially those aged 40+ who never got the chance to go to college) an opportunity to attend and print out a copy of a Bachelor's Degree from their library.
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
Son: "Hey dad, I only got into two schools. McDonald's and University of Central Florida. Which one should I go to?"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
University of Central Florida by John C. Hitt January 4, 2011
north florida
Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville
Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida
The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville
Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida
The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
north florida by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
florida fuckhouse
A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...
--B.H.
--B.H.
florida fuckhouse by csbrad December 31, 2008