Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.

Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.

by Diggsworth January 24, 2011

RomCom Filth

The nasty mung that winds up or grows on the couch/bed after a successful rom-com date

What's that weird stain on your satin pillow?

Oh, yeah. Sally and I went and saw X last night...it went well. So, yeah.

So yeah ... that's just some RomCom Filth I'm laying on?

Yeah.

by Battlestar Pro Falactica January 25, 2011

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.

"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."

by Donkei June 17, 2017

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.

1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up

by BJ666 January 21, 2020

Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021