A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
by VanDyke Brown August 06, 2015
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.
by Sizzilian June 07, 2011
"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."
by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015
by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020
After accidentally spilling his drink on his date, he had to borrow a handkerchief since his rented suit only had a sewn-in faux-kerchief.
by OnceABonehead April 21, 2025
A phenomenon, concept, or issue that is commonly perceived as novel or newly emergent but has, in essence, existed historically in a different form or context.
The perceived crisis of shortened attention spans, often attributed to modern overstimulation, is frequently cited as a faux-neo.
by plotonnn February 26, 2025