Drummer Death Theory

The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold

"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"

Me: Drummer Death Theory....

by Joshie G. April 28, 2010

Drumming

1.The act of your balls bouncing around in your shorts/pants making a percussion like sound. 2. The act of your balls beating against a drum kit.

1. Dude, I was running earlier and this chick totally caught me drumming!

2. See Will Ferrel Stepbrothers.

by NAUJ J June 14, 2011

drumstick

The best part of the chicken.

I was pissed off because my sister took the last drumstick out of the KFC bucket of chicken.

by lisa cant January 10, 2007

drummer

people who are responsible for driving the beat in the band. drummers appear usually in two forms.

first theres the naturally talented, good headed drummer with alot to contribute and minimal bitching, this can go either way with the stereotype of being under appreciated.

secondly theres the drummer that is very talented yet cant stop bitching and complaining about how much work they do and how expensive equipment is. this type will go on forever about how much drum equipment costs and how they have the most stuff to haul and will pester the shit out of you with all of these facts that you really dont care about. these guys give drummers a bad name and are responsible for the asshole stereotype. most common in death metal drummers.

guitar player: ok lets do that again from the top

drummer #2: dude youre not the one that has to play is man its like im using my whole body to play it and its hard and do you know how expensive these heads are? it costs me like 5 dollars every time i play a song and.......

guitar player: fuck it

by sylterria April 21, 2008

Drumwhore

1. n. A drummer, usually in a pep band, who holds a seemingly never-ending monopoly on the drumset when there are other drummers who wish to play drumset as well. They often hog the drumset until someone physically removes them from it. Also referred to as "drumset whore" and "drumslut".

2. n. One who dates people based only upon their ability to play drums.

3. n. One who spends ridiculous amounts of time playing and practicing on the drums.

"Dude, get off the drumset so I can play. You're such a drumwhore."

"Why is she dating him? He's got nothing going for him except he can play drums. She's such a drumwhore."

"He practices 5 hours a day?! What a drumwhore!"

by welsknight January 3, 2009

Drump

Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.

Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump

Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.

I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?

by donaldjtrump October 25, 2017

Drummer

What Neil Peart of Rush is!

That Neil Peart plays drums like no other...

by whoareyou July 8, 2003